its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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