please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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