You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
