You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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