porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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