We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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