thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
