yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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