Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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