I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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