found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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