I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He called his prostate his "boner button".
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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