It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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