I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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