Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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