I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
are you so shy because you have an std?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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