That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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