last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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