white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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