Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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