Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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