Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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