this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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