I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
one might say we're banned from that church
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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