Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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