The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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