i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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