8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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