margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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