yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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