You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I am mentally ready for anal.
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