I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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