just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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