so that wasnt chicken after all
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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