You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
and you said cock pushups were impossible
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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