Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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