I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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