I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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