i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I have post one night stand depression
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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