No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize
