Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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