Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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