My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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