In the future we'll all be gay
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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