i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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