lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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