your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Randomize
