Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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