if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Someone signed my nipple.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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