I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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