Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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