Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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