I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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