Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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