nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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