If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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