i dont even know how to be here
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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